MY DEW CAN HAS A COOL TRUCK ON IT

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/19/2016 at 16:45 • Filed to: None

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I BET YOURS DON’T, NON-WISCONSIN PEOPLE.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 16:50

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If only I were better at phone Oppo and not lazy, I would go get a Dew from the breakroom and put my Ranchero diecast on top of it with “check and mate”. Hey, I *thought* about it.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 16:53

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More like Mountain Ewww amirite?


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 16:57

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Yeah but is that how you do it?

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 16:58

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I drank a Coke Zero yesterday at room temperature in a meeting. When I was done, I noticed it said "Drop it like it's hot" on the side. Appropriate.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 17:01

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You’re still drinking Mountain Dew, which is the equivalent of sugary sewer water.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > TheHondaBro
05/19/2016 at 17:03

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But its FREE sugary sewer water.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PushToStart
05/19/2016 at 17:04

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You shut your whore mouth. Brominated vegetable oil builds character.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro
05/19/2016 at 17:05

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False. Dew has much higher concentrations of brominated vegetable oil and citric acid than almost any sewer.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/19/2016 at 17:08

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And diabetes will follow.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Ash78, voting early and often
05/19/2016 at 17:09

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I was once at an event where they were handing out cans of expired Diet Coke at room temperature. Bleck.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 17:09

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Mountain Dew is like miracle-Gro for neckbeards.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 17:12

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True story - the local dollar store has Dew for like $6 a 24-pack. 25 cents per can might as well be free.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 17:17

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My in-laws cabin isn't too far from Crandon (snowmobiled there in the past) and I grew up in northern Wisconsin, yet I have never been to the races. Its my private shame.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > WiscoProud
05/19/2016 at 17:23

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I’ve been to a few waaaaay long ago before it was popular. My parents had a vacation and now permanent home in Pickerel, about an hour northeast of Antigo.


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 17:47

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LOUD NOISES!


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro
05/19/2016 at 17:48

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My mantra for anything is if you can't enjoy it at room temperature, it sucks to begin with. Coldness just numbs your taste buds. It's a good test for beer, especially. I give milk a pass here, just because warm feels too close to rancid. Diet Coke is horrible. Coke Zero was actually pretty good.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 18:07

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Is it weird that I read the whole post in Mr. Regular’s voice?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Takuro Spirit
05/19/2016 at 18:15

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If you don't go to Crandon I will find you and I will ban you


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Dusty Ventures
05/20/2016 at 10:06

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I went to the Brush Run before it was cool

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